RANDYH x 2
CARPUTER1 x 2
JAC x 2
For this last one an explanation.
One member of a cert forum used to run the occasional competion based on guessing when he would reach a certain number of posts. Someone, halfway through the thread, asked the rules of the contest, despite them being quite clearly described in the first post.
When posting a date that is equal to the date that freak makes his 8000th post, thy will be entitled to win 5 Study Guides of your choice from his site.
1. You must be the first person to post that date
2. Your post should not have been edited.
Or in other words: Post a 'king date
|If you go down to the woods today,|
You're sure of a big surprise.
Because all the trees have gone
To make room for the new high rise.
For every tree there ever was
A tarmac road has replaced because
Todays the day mummy drives her (Renault) Scenic.
|Mary had a little lamb curry and rice white to go
And everywhere that Mary went The lamb made her throw
The smell followed her everwhere which wasn't very cool
It made the children choke and cry, to see the vom in a pool
And so a teacher cleaned it up, but still it lingered near
Until a rainstorm washed it away, then they did cheer
Why does mary eat the lamb that makes her chuck
Ask the children. Because Mary doesn't like duck.